Do not mess with a woman who reads

June 04, 2020

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.  Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out since it is such a beautiful day.  She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. (Game Warden - 野獵管理員)
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

" Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies , (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket.
"For reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area ,” he informs her again ."
"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
" I know, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden .
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.

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